Privacy Policy

The People’s Satire Bureau respects your privacy almost as much as it respects properly filed Form 22‑B. This page explains what information we collect, how we use it, and how we avoid becoming a full‑blown surveillance state.

Information We Collect

We collect only the information you voluntarily provide, such as:

• Email addresses submitted for the newsletter
• Tips or reports you choose to send to the Bureau
• Anonymous poll responses and quiz answers

We do not collect biometric data, secret capitalist affiliations, or the number of yachts you personally own.

How We Use Your Information

Your information is used solely to operate the site’s features, such as sending newsletters, processing satirical reports, and improving Party activities. We do not sell your data, trade it for helicopter rides, or share it with shadowy committees.

Cookies & Tracking

We may use basic analytics tools to understand how comrades use the site. These tools help us improve the experience but do not track your personal identity, political leanings, or brunch habits.

Your Choices

You may unsubscribe from the newsletter at any time. You may also choose not to submit tips, reports, or participate in Party activities — though the Central Committee may shed a single tear.

Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact the Bureau through the official channels listed on the Contact Page.